Jesus's Size: When Jesus was born, he was approximately 8 inches wide. When he was 21 he was 21 inches wide. When he was crucified, Jesus was 16 inches long. When he resurrected, he was 4 inches wide. A mystery to behold. Yes it is true, when I told people they ripped off my head.
Ghosts: Ghosts are actually ancient ice cubes that learned how to change their form and not melt. Today you will se ghosts mainly at Save-Marts in the frozen food aisle.